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The Friday Morning Agony: A Guide to Staring at Your Fantasy Lineup Until Your Eyes Bleed
Good morning. For most normal people, Friday is a day of relief. The weekend is close, work is winding down, and there's a sense of...
Sep 5
Dave Portnoy Just Kicked Down the Door of Network TV and Made It His Living Room
For years, the suits in their ivory towers and glass-walled boardrooms sneered at Dave Portnoy. They called him a blogger, a pizza guy, a menace. They dismissed his army of Stoolies as a fringe movement.
Sep 5
Check the Scoreboard: Drake Just Ended Kendrick Lamar While You Were Sleeping
It's 12:40 AM. Most of you are asleep, blissfully unaware that a major geopolitical event just occurred in the world of pop culture. This...
Sep 4
The 'Famous Hot Girlfriend' Theorem: Why Justin Herbert is About to Become a God
Forget analytics. Dump your spreadsheets. The single most predictive stat for a quarterback’s leap to superstardom has nothing to do with...
Sep 4
Kawhi Leonard is Being Sued by a "Plant Guy" Over a Magical Fern and This is Officially the Weirdest Story in Sports
Just when you thought you had Kawhi Leonard figured out—you know, as a silent basketball-playing robot who occasionally laughs like a...
Sep 4
Alright, Coach Prime, Put Down the Sunglasses. It's Time to Talk About the Colorado Clock Fiasco
Look, I get it. We all bought in. We wanted to believe. Deion Sanders rolling into Boulder like a rhinestone cowboy, flipping the bird to...
Sep 4
Fine Jalen Carter, But Suspend Dak Prescott for Being the Smuggest Man in America
Let's all take a deep breath and state the obvious: Jalen Carter spitting on Dak Prescott is one of the dumbest, most disgusting things...
Sep 4
The Official "Get This Garbage Out of My League" List: Pro Sports' 5 Dumbest Rules
Some things in sports are sacred: a walk-off home run, a game-winning Hail Mary, a perfectly executed goalie deke. And then there are the...
Sep 4
The Beige Reign is Over: Why 2025 is Sean McDermott’s Last Stand in Buffalo
It’s September in Buffalo. The air is getting crisp, the tables are getting nervous, and hope springs eternal. The Bills are, once again,...
Sep 3
The 5 Inevitable Stages of Every Single Dallas Cowboys Season
Look around. Smell that? It’s the fresh-cut grass of early September. It’s the faint, greasy aroma of stadium hot dogs. For 31 NFL teams,...
Sep 3
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